My Desert Island Dozen

Every now and then I read a book which makes me feel simple, profound gratitude to the author. For having the gift of being articulate in the first place, but then, spending the time to pull together a work which could give me so much pleasure. As I’m just finishing such a book, I thought I would list the titles that have pushed the ‘profound gratitude’ button in the past, all of which would be great companions in the unlikely event that I should be washed up on a desert island with a crate of books! Here goes…

The Player of Games – Iain M Banks

While not all of Iain Bank’s books are as engaging as his best writing, they share a remarkable breadth and scope. Despite the aliens and artificial intelligences, they are profoundly human tales – of strength and weakness, power and intuitive wisdom. And when he does manage to crack the code, like in The Player of Games, the results are stunning.

Jude The Obscure – Thomas Hardy

My Thomas Hardy phase was an eye-opener, as I discovered not only a fascinating insight into still-recent rural life, but also that I could be interested in ‘the classics’ – indeed, what earned them this term. There is not much to be happy about in this book (though it is almost jolly compared to Tess of the D’Urbervilles), but a moving read nonetheless.

The Baroque Cycle – Neal Stephenson

Simply, wow. This many-thousand-page tale about the origins of currency and the dawn of science, written across three hefty volumes and with its multiple, intertwined plots, left me with the mother of all bittersweet feelings when I finally turned its last page. I very much doubt that Neil Stephenson is for everyone – he writes with a level of detail that could put many people off. I’m not one of them, clearly… more a welcome passenger on a continent-spanning journey with a master narrator. Start with the single-volume, wartime tale Cryptonomicon perhaps, and if that floats your boat, a world of wonder awaits.

The Seven Basic Plots: Why We Tell Stories – Christopher Booker

Mr Booker might have some dodgy views about climate change but he’s nailed this one – a   book, researched and written over thirty years, about the underlying archetypes and plotlines within both traditional and modern tales. His conclusions, which I am still getting to the bottom of, offer a profound insight into the nature of consciousness. It may not be the only explanation but it is as good an answer as I have ever read to the question – why do we tell stories?

Biko – Donald Woods

Coming from quite a sheltered, home counties upbringing, this book deeply affected me, wrenching my eyes open to the realities faced by those who have grown up in parts of the world where politics, prejudice and power plays become more important than the basic rights of individuals. I can’t remember if I saw the film ‘Cry Freedom’ before the book or the other way round, but together they forced me to think about just how lucky I was.

The Belgariad – David Eddings

I probably should have been in lectures when I devoured a near-constant diet of fantasy and science fiction novels. Each volume of The Belgariad (and The Malloreon after it) was eagerly awaited, as several months would pass between volumes. I re-read the entire set a couple of years ago and they had lost none of their easy-going sparkle.

The Shockwave Rider – John Brunner

Don’t listen to what anyone else tells you. John Brunner invented the Internet, in all of its cyber-criminal, virus-ridden (Brunner called them phages) glory. And he did so in the mid-seventies. This short novel definitely falls into the category of ‘very important books which must be read’. A bit dated now, but still up there.

The Anglo Saxon Chronicles

I hated history at school. Actually that ‘s not true – I really enjoyed the first two years of study, when we were told stories of battles and kings. Then the teacher changed and we were fed a diet of dessicated facts and figures. This book documents the early history of Britain, written by people who were there. I picked up a copy when I started to get into the Dark Ages, and it remains one of the best historical sources.

The Road Less Travelled – M. Scott Peck

“You must read this book!” is a reasonably common request, usually when someone has had a life-changing experience reading a self-help book which really seems to talk to them. I have two theories about such books – first, they are written by authors post-crisis, and second that they work when they fit with the personalities of those reading them. The Road Less Travelled is the one that worked for me, back in my early thirties when I thought I’d have my own mid-life crisis early. Nice to get it out of the way.

Girl in a Swing – Richard Adams

If had to pick one modern novel, it would be this one… a tragic tale about an Englishman who finds himself completely out of his depth in a relationship with a troubled heroine. Just the right mix of literary and real, and up there with the best that Faulks and McEwan could conjure. I think it’s a masterpiece, not everyone would agree but that’s what makes books so, well, personal!

Fugitive Pieces – Anne Michaels

This is a profoundly powerful book, written about Jewish immigrants in Canada who are still coming to terms with their recent past. Beautifully written, deeply emotional yet at the same time gentle, quiet, measured and all the more moving because of it.

Beach Music – Pat Conroy

In a similar vein but a very different style, Pat Conroy’s book traces the story of a man coming to terms with losing his wife. The story exposes the lives of the people around him, each layer more traumatic than the last, right up to a no-punch-pulling finale. Heavy stuff but no less brilliant because of it.

 

It’s just a theory… gurus and mid-life crises

I had an idea I wanted to test – that business texts and self-help books are written by people who are sufficiently compelled to do so. Here’s the principle: we keep going with our humdrum lives until we reach a point we don’t want to do it any more, for whatever reason. Some of us reach a kind of crisis point – which we emerge from, sometimes feeling all the better for it. An even smaller subset exits from this stage thinking, “Eureka! I’ve worked out the answer!” and feels sufficiently compelled to write a book about what they have learned. On occasion the book gets extremely popular and a new “guru” is born.

Now, I’m not going to say whether this is good or bad – but I thought I would test the idea. First I looked at the ages that people tend to hit mid-life crisis: this chart comes from a “2008 Gallup phone survey of 340,000 Americans” cited here:

As you can see, the “happiness slide” starts at about 34 and troughs at about 50. Now let’s look at the ages of a few popular “gurus”, and when they published what is generally seen as their seminal work:

Name Born Seminal work Age
Richard Carlson 1961 1994 33
Brian Tracey 1944 1981 37
Peter Drucker 1909 1946 37
Stephen Covey 1932 1970 38
Dale Carnegie 1888 1926 38
Mitch Albom 1958 1997 39
John Gray 1951 1992 41
Deepak Chopra 1946 1987 41
M Scott Peck 1936 1978 42
Susan Jeffers 1945 1987 42
Charles Handy 1932 1976 44
Robert Kiyosaki 1947 1992 45
Michael Hammer 1948 1993 45
Eckhart Tolle 1948 1997 49
David Allen 1945 2001 56

I didn’t restrict this list in any way – if I thought of someone (or they were suggested for me), and I could find their date of birth, they they were in. There’s a question on Richard Carlson (Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff), rest his soul starting so early – as he was in the psycho-analytical game anyway – but then so was M. Scott Peck (The Road Less Travelled).

I’m not saying that everyone has to fit – after all, it’s just a theory; there’s also the question of whether one needs 40-odd years’ experience before anyone, including publishers, would take you seriously. But it certainly would be interesting to know the back-story on some of the authors.

Epilogue to Suburbia eBook and Audiobook

Well that worked! Experiments and a bit of homework with various electronic book mechanisms led me to Smashwords. As an experiment, I’ve uploaded the text from a short story I wrote a few years ago, and it’s been converted into a variety of formats which is pretty cool. While I’ve made it a paid item, you can read the whole thing here.

I’ve also recorded the audiobook version, for future experimentation – notably with Podiocast.com. Watch this space – and click here to listen!

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Rush-Chemistry now available in paperback

As mentioned previously, I’m delighted to announce that Rush-Chemistry is now available in paperback. This book first came out in hardback in 2005, but is only just becoming available as a soft-cover due to the sad death of my friend and mentor Sean Body, who ran the publishing company Helter Skelter. The book has been re-proofed and all of the typos, inaccuracies etc. (as listed in the addendum) have been fixed.

UPDATE: If anyone wants buy directly from me (signed or otherwise), I have ordered a number of copies from the publisher so let me know by comment below or by emailing/Paypal to jon-at-joncollins-dot-net. I will send the books out as soon as they arrive!

Prices including P&P for are as follows:

  • UK – £11
  • Western Europe – £15
  • US/Rest-of-World – £18

Rush – Chemistry is the complete history of the world’s favourite Canadian rock band. The book follows Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson and Neil Peart from their schoolboy days right up to the global success of their thirty-year anniversary tour.

Here’s the official text:

Against a background of disinterest from the media and a refusal to compromise their music, Rush’s success was by no means guaranteed. Since the beginning, only the determined efforts and downright stamina of the band members and those around them were sufficient to counter the wall of silence. Sharing a single-minded determination to take on the system and win, Geddy, Alex and Neil have never rested on their laurels. Pushing themselves to achieve technical excellence, never avoiding the challenge of taking on new musical influences, through huge changes of fashion and major personal tragedy, the entity we know as Rush has endured. Thirty years on, the band is still creating new music and packing arenas and stadiums around the globe.

Meticulously researched over three years, Chemistry draws on over 50 new interviews with those closest to the band. As the most detailed biography of Rush ever written, this book pulls together the threads and investigates the reasons that have enabled this band to succeed against the odds.

Dear Colin McCaffrey, I hope you enjoy the dime

Dearest Colin McCaffrey,
I don’t suppose you’ve heard of me
Nor had I heard of you before today
I found your tunes on Spotify
And listened to them, by and by
So thank you for the pleasure that they gave
But Spotify, I hear them say
Ain’t a business model to really pay
Much money to the artists that it streams
I sure do hope the ads give you
Something approaching revenue
But frankly, what I ‘paid’ won’t fuel no dreams
I wonder how things are for you
In Vermont, when the check comes through
Do you tear it open, in case it’s your big chance?
Or is it to your bank account
Where an electronic small amount
Registers without a backward glance?
So Col, here’s serendipity
I mis-spelt someone’s name, you see
And I might not have done, another time
But if I never “listen again”,
I’ll remember I once did, back then…
I’ll think back to the words you wrote,
The sugar blues and guitar notes…
And whether you did benefit
From all that clever Internet…
So with all my sincerity
I wish you luck and finally…

I hope that you enjoy the dime

I hope you enjoy the dime.

A bit of whimsy

You can only imagine my surprise when… OK, that’s a lie. Here’s a little something I was writing last summer, based on the few snippets suggested by the liner notes to what was to become Porcupine Tree’s earliest releases Tarquin’s Seaweed Farm and The Nostalgia Factory.

It’s also given me the opportunity to have a first foray into e-books. This one is in ePub format.

If you missed the link, here’s Beyond the Seaweed Farm.

The full http is http://www.joncollins.net/wordpress/wp-content/BTSF.epub

And you can also read it online here.

Enjoy!

The cover is William Hogarth’s The Cockpit. It seemed appropriate.