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What a nice man - Mike Oldfield’s Changeling6

Posted by Jonno in Misc, Music (Tuesday November 28, 2006 at 11:15 am)

From yesterday’s Publishing News:

Oldfield to donate autobiography money

ROCK GUITARIST MIKE Oldfield, who is writing his autobiography for Virgin, has announced that he will donate all proceeds from the book for the first two years to the mental health charity SANE. On publication he will also auction the guitar that was used on his classic Seventies album Tubular Bells, in aid of the charity. The phenomenal success of Tubular Bells led to mental health problems for Oldfield who commented: “For some time I have wanted to tell my story, particularly the dark and difficult times I went through when I was making my early albums. This book is my way of off-loading the past, and I hope it will help others as they face up to challenges in their lives.” Virgin will publish Changeling: The Autobiography of Mike Oldfield in May 2007.

What a thoroughly generous gesture - I’m all for the idea of course, though I’m sure this will raise more than I ever could. And yes, I can confirm that the book really is nearing completion!

That was short - and to the point0

Posted by Jonno in Misc (Wednesday November 22, 2006 at 6:06 pm)

Seth Godin’s post about the demise of traditional TV. Short and sweet:

“That was quick: Helene points us to this press release from CBS in which they are touting how well they’re doing on YouTube, including a glowing quote from a YouTube VP. Think about that for a second.”

Can I use the “Waiting for Godin” pun yet? No, I suppose not ;)

links for 2006-11-200

Posted by Delicious in Misc (Monday November 20, 2006 at 3:18 pm)

Next year’s must-have gadget: Samsung SPH-P90000

Posted by Jonno in Tech, Misc (Monday November 20, 2006 at 12:25 pm)

Still waiting for the specs but just looking at the picture, this has to be top of the 2007 must-have gadget list: the Samsung SPH-P9000. It’s an ultra-mobile PC with 4G (or is that 5G) capabilities. Of course the big question has to be - how well does it handle voice recognition?

Thanks Jo at Silicon for the gen, and the pic.

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And this week’s word is… Skullet0

Posted by Jonno in Misc (Saturday November 18, 2006 at 12:02 am)

Think: mullet (that 80’s hair cut), now think same person, a bit older, losing it on top… and you have the skullet.

Expect to see plenty of them at revival 80s pop gigs. Photos here.

Thanks Shane, Tips, everyone!

Life’s (not) a long song0

Posted by Jonno in Tech, Misc, Music (Friday November 17, 2006 at 8:30 pm)

Last.fm is great, isn’t? Well, perhaps not, for some artists. Why? Because its unit of measurement is the track, not the album.

Take a track such as Jethro Tull’s ‘Thick as a Brick’, for example. The fact it comes 8th in the Tull chart is astounding, given that it is 12 minutes long. I would be prepapred to wager that it would be higher, if it were shorter - for the simple reason that in any 12-minute period, it can only be played once, whereas a four-minute track could be played three times. Mike Oldfield’s got it even worse of course, with Amarok clocking in at over an hour for a single track! Is it any wonder it comes in at only 94th on his own chart?

This matters also for artist charts as much as tracks. If, say, one is listening nonstop to Pure Reason Revolution, each play of the debut album ‘Cautionary Tales for the Brave’ will result in 4 tracks, i.e. 4 “votes” for the band. A single spin of Moby’s ‘Play’ would result in 19 “votes”.

Now, of course there are those 3-minute boys (not them, but theirs is the song) who would say that it serves anyone right if they have songs that are too long, but that’s neither here nor there. I wonder how long it will be before an artist actually constructs a track listing so to dupe mechanisms such as Last.fm.

Its only a matter of time, surely.

Things I should have patented #3350

Posted by Jonno in Misc (Friday November 17, 2006 at 6:00 pm)

Triggered by the faux-patent debate, I was reminded of something I thought might actually be worth registering at some point, namely a coding system that is organised to generate characters based on combinations of 6 simultaneous key presses. It goes with idea #334 - the keyboard glove. The 6th is to do with clever use of the thumb on a balled fist.

TBH it would probably lead to an RSI nightmare, but it passed the time :)

Codes

Next: Idea #241, the rubber pavement…

links for 2006-11-150

Posted by Delicious in Misc (Wednesday November 15, 2006 at 3:21 pm)

What a palaver! On rubber balls, customer service and spam0

Posted by Jonno in Tech, Misc (Wednesday November 15, 2006 at 12:50 pm)

I can see it all so clearly. Over the past decade, hosting companies and other internet service providers have been building their businesses and implementing appropriate customer service mechanisms. In general this has followed a 3-tier approach:

- web based self-service - for the standard stuff

- email - for the non-standard stuff (or things they don’t want you to do so much, like leaving)

- phone - for the more complicated stuff

Phone support can be slow and laborious, in some ways deliberately causing the punter to opt for one of the other two mechanisms. Bottom line: its not perfect, but it works.

Or worked. Over the past few days I’ve been trying to communicate with Verio to transfer a domain. Verio’s fine, I just wanted to consolidate down the number of hosting companies I used, and they got the short straw. But phew - trying to work with them on email was like trying to throw rubber balls through a very small hole, ten feet away! First, it didn’t help that they don’t make their email address for this sort of thing particularly obvious (there’s a list at the bottom). Second, the amount of spam protection on these email addresses is just prohibitive. I must have gone through ten combinations of email sources, addresses and subjects before I finally managed to get a message through. Even once I’d done that, I was asked for more information and I had to do it all again…

I’ve got there in the end, but I took away a number of thoughts. The first was that what was initiallly a workable model - the three-stage approach above - has become unworkable due to the late addition of Spam protection - and such companies need to rethink it. Second, with my analyst hat on, it is a clear example of how security needs to be about business risk management and not just “block that nasty email”, IT risk avoidance.

The business risk in this case of course, is that customers get peed off and go somewhere else.

Here’s those emails - you wouldn’t guess them!

domreg@verio-hosting.net; domains@ntteuropeonline.co.uk; shared_support@ntteuropeonline.co.uk; support@ntteuropeonline.co.uk

The tip (which I got by phone, ironically) was to put the web site address in question as the subject, which overrode the spam filter - you have to do this every time you mail them, don’t just hit reply and expect Re:whatever to get through. Finally, try to mail from the registered email address for the account administrator, otherwise they’ll just ask you to do it all again.

Hotel wireless: nice when it works1

Posted by Jonno in Tech, Misc (Tuesday November 14, 2006 at 12:37 am)

There’s been quite a lot written recently about the failures of hotel wireless in London, but things seem to be going my way this evening. After a little mix-up in travel at a Radisson hotel (no fault of the hotel), I booked a last minute “top secret” hotel round the corner, which to my surprise (its a lot cheaper) was another Radisson. This hotel chain has free wireless in both hotels, it may extend to others but it certainly works in the Covent Garden area.

So, having made my online booking, I was then able to email my booking code to the front desk as the back-office systems weren’t integrated enough to deal with such immediacy. To me, that was fine - as I had free wireless, I’ll send them any email they need.

Nice when a plan comes together.

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